--yes, I know how to work everything, don't worry. Oh, good morning. This is Zoe Winchester, and I've been hijacked--very nicely hijacked, but hijacked nonetheless--by the squirrels to give you all the news from yesterday.

It looks like the school and dorms were quiet, but the town was plenty busy. The stereo at Groovy Tunes was playing a lot of ( Read more... )

Sam: Hey everyone! This week, you're getting two Winchesters for the news, because Zoe said she'd punch me if I didn't let her help.

Zoe: Hey! You're not supposed to tell people I said that.

Sam: Then don't threaten to punch people! Geez.

( Weetiny Radio! )

Good morning, everyone. It's nice to be able to say that and know that everyone's here and not here and on a spaceship. Let's see how the aftermath of our latest alien invasion went.

And no, for those of you wondering, that's probably not the last time someone will be able to say that sentence around here.

( Naked escape from a spaceship radio! )

Ever since Susan came to her office, Zoe had been looking for anything she could find on these Auditors - in between answering world-ending phone calls and drinking heavily - and had come up with nothing. The drinking heavily probably hadn't helped, but it was keeping her calm, and she hadn't stopped being a soldier long enough to know that that ( Read more... )

Good evening, everyone. I've got a house full of family I haven't seen in ages waiting for me, so let's get this show on the road, shall we?

Things were still fairly quiet today, with so many people at home, but it looks like those of you left in the dorms had some fun. Calvin took advantage of the fresh snow this morning by building a snow fort ( Read more... )

Good evening, everyone. I apologize for not being here last week but, well, I'm sure you're all aware of what things were like in town. As for today, I'm not sure how I feel about the random gift of a blanket that I found this morning, but I'm willing to admit that it's keeping me warm right now. I don't know why it has sleeves though. People aren' ( Read more... )

Good evening, everyone. It's good to be back here with you all, and I hope you're enjoying the... whatever it is that's falling from the sky out there. It wouldn't be right if we started winter off with snow, after all. That's just not how things work around here.

( Radio is under heeeeere! )

Good evening, everyone. I hope your weekends have started well, and that you're all feeling better than last week. Or, at least, different than last week. It's much better this week, trust me.

( Insert something witty here. )

Good evening, everyone. I hope you're all having a good night...in a safe, non-disease spreading way, of course. I suppose I'll find out if you are in a minute here, won't I?

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Good evening, Fandom. This is Principal Winchester, sadly coming to you alone this week. I suppose I could have the squirrels kidnap a partner for me again, but I don't think that will be necessary. This time around, at least.

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